If you didn’t know what age I was, one way to give a fairly good guess would be to look at the content of the insta stories that I have watched over the last few weeks. Lest you think that I am following the gorgeous, trendy beauty bloggers, I am, but they are way out of my league. If you’re talking about cleansers, I can guarantee that they’re for kitchens not faces, bleach is for toilets not teeth, buffers are for windows and floors – not skin and zoflora is most definitely not a delivery from a secret admirer.
I read an article earlier on a Facebook page, it was about a mum who was telling her birth story and she basically said "take all the drugs, ALL the drugs, there's no medals etc etc" Now that's fair enough, because that's her opinion, and as the saying goes, opinions are like arseholes, everyone has … Continue reading They don’t call it labour for nuthin!
Well haven't I just been the worst blogger ever lately, I've been too busy enjoying the weather, while abandoning the housework and this page! I'm very, very sorry - but I can't promise that it won't continue as long as the good weather does! Anyway, speaking of the fab weather, it brings with it a … Continue reading Life Hacks – Suncream!
My adventures in upcycling - just don't mention the colour pink!
In an ideal world, women wouldn't need abortions, I say need, because you know what - nobody WANTS an abortion, nobody wakes up one morning and decides to cross this off their bucket list. In an ideal world contraception would NEVER fail, condoms would not split, the morning after pill would work, even if it … Continue reading The Ideal World