Well, it's here...I am officially no longer in my 30s, I'm feckin 40 (cue - dramatic wailing, and flinging myself into the bed in a fit of self pity)
It's 2017, I can't believe that this travesty is still happening. I'm away for my birthday break with the husbag staying in a fancy hotel and my eyes are getting damaged by the sights... I'm sitting by the pool and there are at least 5 men offending me, has nobody told them how wrong it … Continue reading The sights I can’t unsee!
I've often said I'm glad that I didn't grow up with social media... but sometimes I think I'd like to see my memories from back in the day!
It's nearly that time of year again, the time when I can (almost) convince people that the giant cobweb on my front door is there purely for decoration and the big ugly spot on my chin is me getting into character for the 31st!
I met a friend recently with her new born baby boy, she asked me if what she had heard about boys is true... are they really gruesome, will they actually pee in your eye, will they destroy everything you possess? I disappeared into my own little world thinking, just thinking...What (or how much) should I tell her...